24 Hilarious Nepali Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches!

Hilarious Nepali Jokes to Brighten Your Day!

Get ready for a dose of laughter with these funny Nepali jokes! From witty one-liners to cheeky banter, these will have you chuckling in no time. Let’s dive in!

24.

Teacher: "Ram, homework kina gareko chaina?"

Ram: "Ma'am, ghar ma light gayo, tara mero dimag ma ujyalo chha!"

23.

Sathi: "Tero girlfriend le kina call gardaina aajkal?"

Keta: "Balance khattam bho re, tara usko dil ma mero ringtone bajirachha!"

22.

Keta: "Timro smile le ta joon pani lajai halchha!"

Keti: "Tara joon ta raati matra dekhinchha!"

Keta: "Ho, tyasaile ta timilai din mai herchhu!"

21.

Keti: "Yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu!"

Keta: "Tara yaha tada-tada samma kohi pani chaina?"

Keti: "Malai thaha chha, tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni!"

20.

Ekjanale sadhu sanga bhanyo: "Mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha, kunai upaye bataunus maharaj!"

Sadhu: "Are gadha! Upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe?"

19.

Keta, ketilai jiskaudai: "Priya, timilai ma hridaya bhitra rakhchhu!"

Keti: "Sandil kholu?"

Keta: "Pagali, yo mero hridaya ho, kunai mandir hoina!"

18.

Dad: "Tero yati thorai marks? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu parne?"

Son: "Ho dad, hirkaunu parne, jau maile dekheko chhu sir ko ghar!"

17.

Ram, politely talking on phone.

Shyam: "Ko sanga kura gardai ho?"

Ram: "Wife sanga."

Shyam: "Yati prem le?"

Ram: "Timro ho ni!"

16.

Ghadi ra srimatima k farak chha?

Euta bigriyepachhi banda hunchha, arko bigriyepachhi chalu hunchha!

15.

Boy: "If I kiss you, what do you think?"

Girl: "Euta bebkuf thiyo, jo pura Nepal ghumna sakthyo, tara airport batai farkiyo!"

14.

Lovi bahunle Kathmandu S.T.D. call garnu parda k garla?

Kathmandu pugera local call garchha!

13.

"When I call you: 1 ring means I’m thinking of you, 2 rings means I like you, 3 rings means I’m missing you, 4 rings means I need you, 5 rings means... bahera ho? Phone bajeko sunenau? Uthau!"

12.

Jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashma, timro yaad aauchha.
Jaba pani parchha, timro yaad aauchha.
Jaba pani maa bijchhu, timi nai yaad aauchhau.
Bhana, mero chhata kahile farkauchhau?

11.

Rakshi banyo, tyasaile bhatti banyo. Phool banyo, tyasaile bhamara banyo. Timima kunai khas baat chha, kinaki tyasai pagal khana banyo!

10.

Phool bina sugandha bekaar.
Chandrama bina chandni bekaar.
Prem bina zindagi bekaar.
Mero SMS bina timro mobile bekaar!

9.

Jasari heera le heera katchha, falaam le falaam katchha. Thik tyasari nai, heradai gara, ek din timilai kukur le katchha!

8.

Timi hasi rakha, sadhai hasi rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha. Hasera khusi hau, hasera nai jivan bitau. Malai ke chha ra, manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha pagal bhanera!

7.

Aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha. Ke bho? Ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho? Haha!

6.

Doctor to Hari: "Tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group eutai chha, ho?"

Hari: "Kina nahosa ta? Usle mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khoon khai rahechha!"

5.

Nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo: "Madam, alikati tapai, alikati ma koshis garchhu, bachcha ta niski halchha ni!"

4.

Nepali niyam: Yadi ketile aafnai ichchhale diyo bhane PREM. Yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR. Yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR.

3.

Keta ra keti haru antakshari khelna lageko thiyo.

Keti: "Hami timiharulai harayera dekhaune chhau."

Keta: "Thik chha, hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU!"

2.

Husband: "Yadi hamro chhoriko satta chhora bhaeko bhaye kati ramro hunthiyo."

Wife: "Hunthiyo ramro! Timro aasha ma baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo!"

1.

Girl: "Aama, bachcha yahi bata niskinchha jaha bata tyo... paschha?"

Mom: "Ho!"

Girl: "O my god! Tyaso bhaye mero bachcha mero mukha bata niskine bho?"

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